I figure I will put this out there so that people have plenty of time to get me a good present. I know what I want. It is very simple. I have decided the most perfect present for me would be… a clone!
Not only would I finally have someone to do the things I hate such as dishes and laundry, I could possibly have a day off, and nobody would know the difference!
Yup, so there you have it. If you want to be my bestest friend in the whole wide world, please clone me. And yes, I do realize that it would mean there would be two of me. Wow, that would be fun. I might finally be able to take over the world. And yes, I did watch way too much Pinky and the Brain when I was younger, but that is another post for another time. So get crackin’ and find me a clone!