*This Post is rated D for disgusting!
So lately, the word “poop” has gained a lot of popularity in this house. It is driving me nuts. My kids talk about it; they sing about it. Heck, Bubby wrote a story about it with pictures! I will say, however, I was quite impressed with his correct conjugation of it as a verb. However, it is really disgusting. What am I to do with my potty mouths?
Ok, so my son is seven, and well he is a boy. The usage of disgustingness really comes as no surprise. However, Sissy Girl is four and is on the fast track to being more foul than her brother. Yesterday I heard her singing. She changed the words to the song “I believe I can fly” to “I believe I can poop.” I will not go any further with the lyrics. Suffice it to say, it is just gross. I was actually surprised that her brother drew the line at her singing when she changed the words to his favorite Beyonce song. (Actually all of them are his favorites. He loves Beyonce, but that is a story for another day.)
What is about kids and their obsession with bodily functions? I just don’t get it. I am frustrated and disgusted. I am trying not to let it show too much for fear that it will get worse because they know it annoys me. Anyone else out there with gross children? Or am I the only one?